Single as a Pringle

       Shoutout to all the girls who are curled up in a ball in their bed waiting for that goodnight text, go to sleep bitch he doesn’t love you. 
        I’m not going to lie sometimes it does suck being the only single one out of us, but at times I don’t mind it. I don’t have to go through any fights or heartache (again). I’ve experienced being in a relationship and I’ve experienced loving someone but I have to say, I don’t mind not having that right now. At this particular point in my life, I’m in my 20’s and working an amazing job with amazing friends. Besides nowadays guys are douche bags and don’t know what wining and dining is. It’s hard to find that someone who does actually want to hangout with you and impress you, because all guys think with their dicks. I don’t have to stress about checking in with someone when I’m out on a girls night and I can flirt with whomever I want (for free drinks of course) with no strings attached. To be honest sometimes it does suck when girls night turns into story time about everyone’s relationship, and you have to sit quietly and maybe say shit once or twice about random things just to fit in. But then I hear all the struggles and fights that are going on and feel a sense of relief, I can go to bed at night and not stress about it. But let’s be real. As much as I bitch about it, it is always nice to have someone to talk to everyday about everything. Someone that makes you feel good about yourself and gives you butterflies. Sometimes you just want to be wined, dined, and 69’d. But let’s be real I’ll probably be single for the rest of my life, and right now that’s fine with me. I’m just fuckin’ livin.